Wednesday, April 22, 2015

How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe by Charles Yu

What an odd (yet amusing) little book. So many "Wha...? Okaaay, whatever" moments, but what do you expect, when the protagonist is a time machine repairman? Time travel does weird things to a person, y'know.




  When it happens, this is what happens: I shoot myself.
  Not, you know, my self self. I shoot my future self. He steps out of a time machine, introduces himself as Charles Yu. 
  What else am I supposed to do? I kill him. I kill my own future.





To give you another picture of the quirky meta thing that is this book, I leave you with this conversation:

Hello, whoever you are?
Still here.
You're retcon, right? This is the retcon shuttle.
You got it.
Can you pick up Ed for me?
Sure. Who's Ed?
My dog.
I don't have any record of a dog.
Technically, he didn't exist.
You have a retconned dog for a pet?
Yeah.

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Eulalia! by Brian Jacques

Ah, Rangval. I think I can safely say he's my favorite character in this book.

Teasing about delicious food is a very bad idea when you're stuck at the top of a mountain with a tribe of hungry shrews and not enough food to go around. It only took one sling-stone to the ear to teach Rangval the Rogue that lesson...

  I grew up reading (and loving) the Redwall series. I missed the last few books, though, so when I saw this one in audio book form at the library I wanted to check it out. Admittedly, the Redwall stories tend to blend together once you've read a lot of them (they do share a lot of similarities), but even so, I've enjoyed every Redwall book I've ever read. Eulalia! is no exception. Delicious food, dramatic battle scenes, and charming accents aplenty.

Boxing hare champ Mad Maudie takes on a gang of sand lizards





Thursday, April 9, 2015

Cobra Alliance by Timothy Zahn (Cobra War Trilogy, Book 1)

Haha, you can't cuff a Cobra.
   
Merrik firing at Trofts
  When I set my mind to picturing one of the many Cobra fight scenes in this book, I was momentarily stymied by the antiarmor laser. It's implanted in the leg. Talk about an awkward weapon to fire! I'd love to see an animated sequence of a Cobra in action.

  The narrative doesn't really help me picture this. It tends to say something along the lines of "he lifted his leg and aimed at the ship..." Well, okay then. That's all there is to it, hm? I get that the Cobras are a force to behold, yes, but with visuals, I think that idea would have way more, shall I say... punch

 
Daulo & Fadil with Qasaman soldiers fighting back against the Troft invaders



Merrik gets most of the cool action shots in this book. Thus the scene I end up doodling that shows Jin using Cobra abilities... is of her closing a bulkhead door in the Qasaman underground. Exciting, huh?




Monday, April 6, 2015

Airman by Eoin Colfer

The mysterious Airman



   Oh, Eoin Colfer... I appreciate your sense of humor so much.
 *coughcough* I don't have much to say today, so why don't I just give you the sketches:
 


 
Fighting in a diving bell? Not a great idea.

"Monsieur, I can be either angel or devil... but to you, I am a devil."




Friday, April 3, 2015

Cobra Bargain by Timothy Zahn (Cobra Trilogy, Book 3)

Wrapping up the first Cobra trilogy.

Daulo Sammon
Jin & Akim with an unconscious Daulo, dropping into the Troft side of the Mangus compound